Straight White Boy Problem #41

straightwhiteboyproblems:

I know more about wiz khalifa than my own family history

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4 weeks ago , 2,281 notes

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4 weeks ago , 3,914 notes

thejulianage:

"Can I VHS you?"

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4 weeks ago , 499 notes

if you say that music saved your life shut the fuck up seriously

d0nn0:

kirksthyla:

thefandomlyfe:

m-a-l-t-a-r-a:

takemewherethewildthingsare:

paint-me-a-butt:

mishassbuttofthelord:

mcdolans:

every single person who reblogs this

every

single

person


will get “doot doot” in their ask box

HOW

I WANT TO KNOW YOUR SECRET

SERIOUSLY THOUGH WHAT ARE YOU

I GOT THIS AND I WAS LIKE WHAT THE 

there are over 128,000 notes and i still got one

how

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i reblogged this less than 2 minutes ago

how the actual 

legit how, in like 30 seconds i got one and this has 500k notesimage

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1 month ago , 827,806 notes

punk rock is really cool/interesting as a whole because it really only existed for 5 years and it was really popular for like 2 of those 5 years. but what they did was so important for everything. music, art, people in general. they made music of any kinda acceptable music and they opened up doors for being fucking crazy and it was ok. which is sick.

its also really cool because like, punk rock was all about “im angry at the world for being dumb” but then that in the late 70’s transformed into grunge in the 90’s which was all about “im sad about the world being dumb” and that intrigues me

2 months ago , 3 notes

i always feel like i wanna call girls hot but i always feel like they take it as “hey i’m attracted to you and like you” and not “hey youre attractive and i think that you should know because i know that being complimented makes people feel good about themselves”

2 months ago , 2 notes

cute girls make me so nervous

2 months ago , 1 note

idkcamrie:

smellslikeranchdressing:

idkcamrie:

smellslikeranchdressing:

i really just want someone to cuddle with and kiss and be cute and stuff but i really dont want to go through the anxiety of asking them out on dates and stuff why cant i just skip that

u never get on tumblr and this is ur return post

no when i get to stuff thats too whiney or too swoony or too obvious who im talking about i post ere hahah. but not often hha. and i dont really post anymore i just look at stuff. (also i heard you went to the ER r u ok?)

smh @ u ya I’m ok lol I had chest pains and I have low phosphorous levels

smh u would have low ph levels cause ur BASIC (brun)

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2 months ago , 5 notes

idkcamrie:

smellslikeranchdressing:

i really just want someone to cuddle with and kiss and be cute and stuff but i really dont want to go through the anxiety of asking them out on dates and stuff why cant i just skip that

u never get on tumblr and this is ur return post

no when i get to stuff thats too whiney or too swoony or too obvious who im talking about i post ere hahah. but not often hha. and i dont really post anymore i just look at stuff. (also i heard you went to the ER r u ok?)

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2 months ago , 5 notes

i really just want someone to cuddle with and kiss and be cute and stuff but i really dont want to go through the anxiety of asking them out on dates and stuff why cant i just skip that

2 months ago , 5 notes

can you imagine like one night youre at home in your room reading when all of the sudden you hear a tap on your window, so you go to check it and its your bf and he says that youre going on an adventure. so you climb out your window down to the ground and get in the car. he starts to drive, turns on the music and tells you to put on a blindfold. he drives for about 15 minutes before suddenly stopping and telling you to get out. He helps you out, and walks you over to a door. he opens the door, leads you inside the room and tells you to take off the blind fold. there is a sign hung up with “dick city” spray painted on it. your bf yells “WELCOME TO DICK CITY. POPULATION. 2. LETS GO TO POUND TOWN”

sometimes i see people who are way hotter than me and i get all sad but then im like “oh wait i have a great taste in music” and lifes cool again

2 months ago , 1 note
  • why i like december:
  • jackets: yo you know i rock fine ass jacket maybe two thats the life
  • beanies: aww yeah gotta dig a beanie anybody can rock a beanie
  • ladies: yo you know the ladies be real thirstay durin the season of love ja feel
  • snow: bored? throw snow. w/ friends? throw snow. bein cute with girl? throw snow. thats 3 options right there if you aint convinced you crazy
  • eggnog: who dont dig some eggnog
  • ladies still wear leggings: CAN I GET AN AMEN
  • christmas: you bout to tell me getting free stuff aint the shit
  • new years: yooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
4 months ago , 3 notes
5 months ago , 24 notes